i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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