some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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