So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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