I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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