The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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