Can Purell be used as lube?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I need to align my fucking chakras
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