i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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