Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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