even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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