Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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