Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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