Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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