the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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