every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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