One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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