I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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