life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
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Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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