Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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