He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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