im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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