Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You coming home soon, man?
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
We need a shit load of segways right now
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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