I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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