just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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