Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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