Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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