If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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