I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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