WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Randomize
