My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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