remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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