I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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