He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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