Her vagina should come with caution tape.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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