I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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