OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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