so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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