he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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