He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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