paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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