If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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