Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Randomize