This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
third nipple confirmed
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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