Non-Jews are for practice
I wish i was in the wii world.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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