Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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