Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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