When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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