Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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