all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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