I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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