i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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