Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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