Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Sober January is a disaster.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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